You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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