YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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