therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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