Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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