I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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