used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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