do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize