problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
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One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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