Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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