Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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