Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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