Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
