I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
tell me about the eggs
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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