I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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