dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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