Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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