Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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