420 ftw
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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