We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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