K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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