i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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