the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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