I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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