Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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