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i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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