how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I will pee on everything he values.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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