google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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