3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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