She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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