Don't you send me to vm
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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