Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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