There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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