Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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