I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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