who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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