You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Randomize