in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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