so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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