so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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