He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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