she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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