you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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