So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
