I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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