try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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