I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
