I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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