We named our party play list daddy issues
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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