did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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