dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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