I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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