Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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