Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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