The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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